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Funny SMS

What happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i
got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey
u r tring 2 call is on
tree plz try later.

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Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams
r endless, memories are timeless
and a friend like u is Useless. Oops!
Sorry Yaar, Priceless

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If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u
find no way out, Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to
INCREASE your tensions

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Ur Ultimate Ur Logicall Ur lovely Ur Unpredictable In
shortcut ur ullu

Love SMS|SMS for boyfriend|SMS for girl friend

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,

blackness in your EYES,

paleness on your FACE,

fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.

Friendship is a relation, where no charges of activation, free incoming,

Free outgoing, with roaming facility all over the world…..!!

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A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you’re one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted

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A Single candle can illuminate an entire room. But A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship

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What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That’s what a friend is.You.

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I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you.Flowers will die, waters will dry, But our Friendship will never say Goodbye.

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www.friendship.com Log On… Searching… Searching… Searching… Searching… #Found… Loading… ||||| 10% ||||||||| 30% ||||||||||||||| 60% |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 100% U have been successfully Loaded…. Into my HEARTDISK as My Sweet Friend

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When GOD saw u hungry, HE created food!!! He saw u thirsty, HE created water!!! GOD saw u in dark, HE created light!!! He saw u without a cute friend, HE created ME!!!

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HI CUTY!!!The seven magical colors of Joy, affection, Sorrow, Love, Care, Trust & Helping combines to form a colorful rainbow known as…..FrIeNdShIp…

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A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

D se dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se dillagi, D se Diwangi par D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS aur C se Call bhi na kar sako…… ”

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Life without FriENDS is

(L)onely

(i)nsecure

(F)ull of doubt

(E)mptiness

Life with FriENDS is

(L)ight n easy

(i)nspring

(F)ull of hopes

(E)nthusiasm

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square has 4 ends triangle has 3 ends line has 2 ends life has 1 end but our friendship has no end!

U R THE BEST HEART SURGEON IN THE WORLD, B’COZ U MADE A PLACE IN MY HEART, WITHOUT CUTTING N SPILLING BLOOD. I ‘M LUCKY 2 HAVE A CUTE  FRND LIKE “U”!!!

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Flowers means honey…,honey means sweet… Sweet means desire …,Desire means Love…,Love means Friend…,Friend means U sweet sweet…

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To live a life i need heartbeat,

2 have heartbeat i need a heart,

2 have heart i need happiness,

to have happiness i need a friend,

and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

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Meaning of Friendship : -

F——-FOREVER

R——-RESPONCIBLE

I——–INTELLIGENT

E——-EAGER TO MAIL

N——-NICE

D——-DIVINE

S——–SIMPLE

H——-HEARTLY

I——–INTERSTED

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Diwali SMS

Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as
Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as
Gold…
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of
Diwali.

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Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad
aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari ‘Aap Chand ki tarah
Zagmagate rahe…’ Happy Diwali.

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Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya
laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy
Diwali

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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat
vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi
Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh
Kamanaye…

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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka….
Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali

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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki
shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki
shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

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Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast,
xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas “HAPPY
DiWALi”

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_l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| |
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L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n
CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

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With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206
bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a
very very
HAPPY DIWALI

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Joke
SMS

Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko
lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI
ko lo !
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It
means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means
-
With Idiot for Ever.

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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh
first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI
:Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika
saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala
tha
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MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein
kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol
pada?
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our
Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone
No.
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A couple wanted khatna(Circumcision)of their son,but
they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING
CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS
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Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,
Husband: please slow down the speed of car. Wife: No ;please. No; please No
please No pls.. Husband: the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case
of exident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh…
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I
write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long

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AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind
her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man
behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other

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What do you call a wife who is
sexy,
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never jealous and a
great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour!

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what’s common between the SUN & WOMEN’S
UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3)
both disappear by night…………

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Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor
: Didn’t the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much
clearer

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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You
know, I was a fool when I married you.”
She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was
in love & didn’t notice”

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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand
jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye

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Sardaar SMS

How do you make a Sardar laugh on “Saturday”?

Tell him “a joke on Tuesday.

Sardarji is filling up a job application………………………

He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.

Then came the column Salary Expected…………………

After much thought he writes: Yes…….

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function,

suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”

Interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR “MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY. SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as
the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,just
knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary.

Marriage is that relation between man and women in
which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual
and tha Obligation
Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as
strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy ,
love and happiness To
celebrate again. Happy Anniversary.

We’ve had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through
it all our love Still managed to grow Different
thoughts we had About many
things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy
Anniversary.

Sweet Marathi SMS

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte …

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Sweet Marathi SMS

Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant…
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant…
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant…

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When i call you..

Ringing means i like u.
Ringing means i need u.
Ringing means i luv u.

Ringing means

behray phone uchal

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MARATHI MULAGA ANE MULGI MULGA : Shabad Maze Geet Tuze, Jevaan Gane Gashil Ka? MULGI : Gaal Tuze Haat Maze, Kanakhali Gheshil Ka?

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Loving Marathi Message

What is XYZ Jeans??
Aga Baii Chaaaaaadi Distaye

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Marathi Message

Sms karen gy hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hum ko lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
yh sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyun kh hamain bilkul pasand nahi udhari
नातं मैत्रीचं
जसं अतूट नातं असतं
पाऊस आणि छत्रीचं ,
तसंच काहीसं असावं
तुझ्या माझ्या मैत्रीचं..!अंगरख्याच्या आत असतं
मुलायम अस्तर जरीचं ,
तसंच काहीसं असावं
तुझ्या माझ्या मैत्रीचं..!

जसं हळुवार बंधन असतं
श्रावणाशी सरीचं ,
तसंच काहीसं असावं
तुझ्या माझ्या मैत्रीचं..!

जसं नातं लाटांचं
किना-याशी खात्रीचं ,
तसंच काहीसं असावं
तुझ्या माझ्या मैत्रीचं
aaolya tujya tya sms la
mand mand suhas aahe
aaj hi aathavtoy toch pavus
aadaklela jya madhe maza swash aahe
aapale mhanave aase
aata koni rahile nahi
itke bolalalyavar hi
tyana kahi samajle nahi
sakali hasates,
ratri hasates,
zopatana hasates,
uthatana hasates,
tula kaay vatala…………………………….
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सगळी ताकद एकत्र करुन बघ
स्वप्नांचे बळ सारे पंखामध्ये आणुन बघ,
एक ना एक दिवस सारे यश तुझ्याकडेच परतणार
अपयशाचे काळे ढग मग आपणहुन निसटणार,
त्याच ताकदीच्या जोरावर मी यशाच्या उत्तुंग शिखरावर जाणार
ROJ ATHAVAN AAVI ASS KAHI NAHI !!
ROJ BET GHYAVI ASEHI NAHI !!
ME TULA VISARNAR NAHI HYALA KHATRI MANTAT !!
ANI TULA HYACHI KHATRI AASNE HYALA CH MAITRI MANTAT….
Ek sankhya manat dhara. Tyat 9 milva, aata tila 2 ne guna. Ya sankhetun 10 waja kara. Hi sankhya eka kagdawar liha.Tychi PIPANI karun vajwat basa….
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha…..
He He He He He…..
जरी शिक्षण घेण्यासाठी लावलेलं “कॉलेज” आहे तरी, कॉलेजपेक्षा जास्त कट्ट्यवरचंच “नॉलेज” आहे…!
Enjoy ur college life…!
तुझ्यावरची मैत्री व्यक्त करण रोज मला जमत नाही पण माझं मन खरंखरंच तुझ्याशिवाय रमत नाही…!
देण्या आणि घेण्याची बेरीज मैत्रीमध्ये शून्य आहे, मैत्रीची ही गणिताची रीत म्हणूनच मला मान्य आहे…!
मी रुसावे अन् तू मला हसवावे ।
तू रुसावे अन मी तूला हसवावे ।
असेच नाते आपूले कायम असावे…!

Kali umalnyache swapne pahat
Veda chandra ratrabhar jagat hota
Kali umalnarch asa tycha vishwas hota
Sakal zali kali umalali
Pan pahyala chandra kute hota ?

Lal Pivli Kombadi
Tiche Kade Pai
Barech Divas Zale Tumcha SMS Yet Nahi
Tumhala Bird Flu Zala Ki Kay ??????

Sahaj bhetlo aapan eks walnawarti,
Sahaj julali hi aapli nati,
kadhi na sampaychi,
Kadhi na tutaychi,
Ashich raho hi MAITRI aapli Nirantarachi

kadhi-kadhi mazyaver tuzya aathevenicha megh paserato,
vaat pahnarya dolantun galaverti haluch theb utarato,
tuzya sobat sajavelaly swpanachi gher me kadhi hi todnar nahi,
tu ye kiwa nako yeus,
me vaat pahen kadhi hi sodnar nahi……..

saglyach goshti bolun dakhwaycha nastat,
saglyach natyanna nawe dyaychi nastat,
purna hotil mhanun swapne baghaychi nastat,
manacha eka kopryat tihi japaychi astat..

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Good Morning SMS

MUSKAN AAPKE HOTON SE KAHIN JAYE NA,ANSOO APKI PALKON PE KABHI AYE NA,POORA HO AAPKA HAR KHWAB, AUR JO POORA NA HO, VO KHWAB KABHI AAYE NA…!GOOD MORNING!

Muskura kar kaho toh..
Har baat pyari lagegi.
Ek baar keh ke toh dekho..
Duniya tumhari lagegi.
Har koi haar jaayega,
Bin maare mar jayega..
Aur ye Zindagi pyari lagegi.
Gud Morning!

Five steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close your eyes,
Take a deep breath,
open your arms wide,
feel your heart beat and say its too early.
Let me sleep again. Good Morning.

When u wake up in d morninghey u made my day wit u’r message..it bought a smile to my face…a big thank u…u mean a lot to me!!! gud morning

Beware of other duplicate Morning wishers”
I’m the only Authorised ISO 2007 certified dealer in morning wishes..
I wish an Orignal Sweet gOOd Morning 2 U…

I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.

Passengers in sweet dreams are requested to open their eyes,coz the flight night iz landing into a wonderful day!!’Good Morning’

u have 2 choices-
go back to sleep and dream
OR wake up and chase those Dreams!!
Choice is urs…
Gud Mporning. . .

Be more concerned about ur character than
Your reputation b’coz ur character is who you are &
Your reputation is what others think of U!

The sun rises into the sky The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning

Your soul came back from dreamland re-united
with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself
slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day.
Good Morning.

Question: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Answer: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile…
Good Morning

A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out great for you today !!Good Morning, Have a Nice Day.

No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morning

Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom….Birds can sing,Bcoz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@

Good Morning…..

Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones,Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day…

Do u know that your smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world. So plz start brushing regularly. Good Morning.

Savera kya hua, Sitaron ko bhool gaye, suraj kya aya, chand ko bhool gye. Gujre kya pal hamare SMS ke bina, aap hume SMS karna bhool gye…. Good Morning dost

As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower you lots of love and happiness to make your day a meaningful one. Good Morning!

Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein, sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!

Good Night SMS

a lovely msg to a lovely person from a lovely friend on a lovely reason

at lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely style to say u good night.

I hope you like these GoodNight SMS Text Messages. Don’t forget to share these sms messages with your friends, boyfriend or girlfriend.

Marriage SMS Joke

• Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
  A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
• Y a man carrzy his wife’s photo in d wallet?
  COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!
• A woman was telling her friend , “It was I who made my husband a millionaire.”
  “And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
  The woman replied, ” A multi-millionaire”.
• After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
• For
  the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd
  phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in
  society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs
  face!
• A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “Dad! I’ve found a woman just like mother”
  His father replied, “So what do you want? sympathy?”
• Getting
  married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order
  what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you
  had ordered that
• What makes men chase women they have
  no intention of marrying? -Well, it’s the same urge that makes dogs
  chase cars they have no intention of driving.
• Husband
  asks, do u know the meaning of wife. it means… – without – informtion
  - fighting – evrytime! wife on hearng this says, it could also mean -
  with idiot for ever!
• Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
  * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
  * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
  * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
• Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order
  what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you
  had ordered that.
• Why do we all marry?Because romance
  is not the only element of life.We should also
  knowhorror,terror,suspense,irony,stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
• Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
  Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
  WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the,
  HUSBAND:tumhe galatfehmi hui h. WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi? HUSBAND:yehi k main soya hua tha……………!
• TO ALL BACHELORS
  Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,
  she will do magic on u.
  Dont Marry BSNL girl,
  she has connections with all indians.
  Dont Marry IDEA girl,
  she touches u tomorrow, not today.
  Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,
  she takes u in her mutthi mein.
  Marry only HUTCH girl,
  she follows u where ever u go.

Missing You SMS Text Messages

If your girlfriend or wife is not with you, and you are missing her, then these cute miss U SMS messages can help you. Send these “I Miss U SMS” to your friends and express your love.

Missing You SMS

• Ager Zindagi mai judai na hotiTo kabhi kisi ki yaad aai na hoti Sath hi
  guzarta her lamha to shayaedRishton mai yeh gehrai na hoti….

• Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch.
  Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

• Dil kerta hai zameen se ek pather uthaoon. us pe “I MISS YOU” Likhoon or
  tumhare sir pe zoor se maroon ta k tumhain pata chale k How much “

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