डॉक्टर (मरीज से)- तुम एक दिन में कितनी बीड़ी पीते हो?
मरीज (डॉक्टर से)- जी, एक दिन में करीब बीस बीड़ी।
डॉक्टर- यदि मुझसे इलाज कराना है, तो इतनी सारी बीड़ी पीने से परहेज रखना होगा। आज से ही एक नियम बना लो कि सिर्फ भोजन के पश्चात ही एक बीड़ी पियोगे। मरीज ने डॉक्टर की बात सुनकर इलाज कराना शुरु कर दिया। कुछ महीने के बाद मरीज का स्वास्थ्य एकदम सुधर गया।
डॉक्टर- देखा, मेरे बताए परहेज से तुम्हें कितना स्वास्थ्य लाभ हुआ।
मरीज- लेकिन डॉक्टर साहब, एक दिन में बीस बार भोजन करना भी कोई सरल कार्य नहीं है।
A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 55
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On”",
I Have Coins!
हुस्न को चाँद,जवानी को कमल कहते है,
तेरी सूरत नज़र आये तो उसे ग़ज़ल कहते है,
संगमरमर से तराशा हुआ ये तेरा सोना शोख बदन,
देखने वाले तुझे ‘ताजमहल’ कहते है
तेरे जाने का असर कुछ ऐसा हुआ मुझ पर ..
तुझे ढूंढते ढूंढते मैंने खुद को पा लिया …
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मोहब्बत की आग में जब जिस्म पिघल जाते है तो जलने का भी आभास नहीं होता,राख हो जाती है सारी निशानियाँऔर मिटने का भी अहसास नहीं होता
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तुम ज़माने की राह से आये, वरना सीधा था रास्ता दिल का !
I am uploading here some best devotional bhajans from Art Of Living.Live Art of Living bhajans exclusive for you.However you can not download it as it is commercial.You can get the CD from AOL divine shop.
Namah Shivaya
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Shiva is the experiencer and the highest object of experience. Shiva is the goal of Sadhana. There is nothing apart from Shiva. There is nothing other than Shiva. Whatever there is, is Shiva. There is nothing, which is not Shiva. There is no place, which is not Shiva. There is no time, which is not Shiva. To be aware of this is to be aware of Shiva.
Sri Sri Ravishankar-One should ask, what is that which is nor Shiva? The whole world is filled with Shiva. Shiva – whose body is in the whole universe. It was very difficult for artist community to portray Shiva in a picture, because Shiva is beyond imagination. For this reason Shiva was given blue color. Blue signifies all pervading, infinity which has no limits. It has no shape. The ved(Ancient Indian scriptures), the knowledge has no shape. But it infiltrates each and every particle of the universe. ‘Saam sada shiv’ – Shiv tattva includes both shiva and Shakti(Male and female energy). Parvati is not different from Shiva. Parvati is that which is born out of celebration. Celebration cannot be there without Shiv tattva. It is impossible to separate Shiva and Shakti even for a second. If Shiva is everywhere, how can Shakti be there beyond its scope. Puranas include various stories of Shiva with a vision that even a child could understand something about this tattva. You all experience three states of consciousness – awake, dream, and sleep. The fourth state which is called ‘turia’ ,that you experience in deep meditation, is Shiva. When you experience that state, innocence blossoms. And without innocence you cannot dissolve in that tattva. Hence, He is called Bholenath.
A shoe was thrown at Home Minister P Chidambaram during a press conference in New Delhi on Tuesday.
The shoe was thrown by a journalist from the Dainak Jagran daily , Jarnail Singh, who was asking a question on the 1984 Sikh riots.
The man was immediately taken off the conference room and has been detained. While speaking to reporters, Jarnail Singh said that it is his way of protesting against the clean chit given to Congress leader and riots accused Jagdish Tytler.
Dear Reader, Following are few all time hit songs for you to listen.At this time it is not categorized .After analyzing the taste of our reader we will group it categorically.You are requested to demand your favorite songs so that we will append it at your choice.We are trying to create a database of Best Hindi Songs, Punjabi Songs, Maithili Songs etc. We will always add the list so must watch your favorite.
MUSKAN AAPKE HOTON SE KAHIN JAYE NA,ANSOO APKI PALKON PE KABHI AYE NA,POORA HO AAPKA HAR KHWAB, AUR JO POORA NA HO, VO KHWAB KABHI AAYE NA…!GOOD MORNING!
Muskura kar kaho toh..
Har baat pyari lagegi.
Ek baar keh ke toh dekho..
Duniya tumhari lagegi.
Har koi haar jaayega,
Bin maare mar jayega..
Aur ye Zindagi pyari lagegi.
Gud Morning!
Five steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close your eyes,
Take a deep breath,
open your arms wide,
feel your heart beat and say its too early.
Let me sleep again. Good Morning.
Big Boss 2 : Payal getting body massage. shows her sexy legs
Raja Chaudhary abusing Sambhavna Seth
Funny Hutch Incident
masti with airtel customer care
Kesariya Balam Song in Balika Vadhu- Colors
balika vadhu title song
balika vadhu
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Harbhajan slapped Sreesanth, leaving him crying, after the IPL Match between Kings XI Punjab and Mumbai Indians at Mohali. Sreesanth was crying after the match.
Harbhajan appologised to Sreesanth in the dressing room. s consoled by the teammates.Sreesanth was consoled by the teammates after the incident.
Watch a funny video of the incident
Yuvraj Singh’s savage assault on Stuart Broad made him the first batsman to hit six sixes in an over in Twenty20 internationals and the fourth in senior cricket. Garry Sobers and Ravi Shastri did it in first-class matches, Herschelle Gibbs in the World Cup and now Yuvraj.
