डॉक्टर (मरीज से)- तुम एक दिन में कितनी बीड़ी पीते हो?
मरीज (डॉक्टर से)- जी, एक दिन में करीब बीस बीड़ी।
डॉक्टर- यदि मुझसे इलाज कराना है, तो इतनी सारी बीड़ी पीने से परहेज रखना होगा। आज से ही एक नियम बना लो कि सिर्फ भोजन के पश्चात ही एक बीड़ी पियोगे। मरीज ने डॉक्टर की बात सुनकर इलाज कराना शुरु कर दिया। कुछ महीने के बाद मरीज का स्वास्थ्य एकदम सुधर गया।
डॉक्टर- देखा, मेरे बताए परहेज से तुम्हें कितना स्वास्थ्य लाभ हुआ।
मरीज- लेकिन डॉक्टर साहब, एक दिन में बीस बार भोजन करना भी कोई सरल कार्य नहीं है।

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A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 55
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On”",
I Have Coins!

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Mushikil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahi hai khel priye,
Tum M.A. 1st div. ho,Main hua Matric fail priye,
Mushikil hai apna mel priye.ye pyar nahi hai khel priye.
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Ki tum Fauji afsar ki Beti ho ,Main to Kissan ka Beta hoon,
Tum Rabdi, Kheer, Malai ho,Main to Sattu Satretha hoon
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tum AC ghar me rahti ho,Main pedh ke niche leta hoon
Tum nai Maruti lagti ho,Main to Scooter Lambreta hoon
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Is tarah agar hum chhup-chhup kar Aapas me Pyar badhayenge,
To 1 Roz tere Daddy Amrish Puri ban jayenge,
Sab Haddi Pasli todh,Mujhe bhijwa denge Wo jail priye
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Mushikil hai apna mel priye, Ye pyar nahi hai khel priye.

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Wife 2 Husband : sunoji, aajkal ladka bahut paise uddane lagaa hai, Jahan bhi chhupati hoo, dhoondh leta hai Father:
Saale ki book me rakh de, exam tak nai dhundh paayega !!!

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बहु के 12 अफेयर सुनकर ससुर मर गया,

34 अफेयर सुनकर पति मर गया!

सास चुप रही….
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क्यों?
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क्योंकि सास भी कभी बहु थी !!

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Sonia Gandhi in Dabaang style – “हज़ारों” से डर नहीं लगता साहब… … … … … … “हजारे” से लगता है !!!

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लड़कियों की 5 बातें जो लड़के आज तक समझ नहीं सके: (१) तुम ना बड़े वो हो……..(पता नही वो से क्या मतलब है? लड़का सोच में पड़ जाता है) (२) मुझे तुमसे ये उम्मीद नहीं थी……(तो फिर क्या उम्मीद थी?) (३) तुम पहले जैसे नहीं रहे……………(तो फिर पहले कैसा था?) (४) सच बताना, मैं कैसी लग रही हूँ… (बाप रे सच क्या बोले, पिटना थोड़े ही है) (५) मैं बहुत सेल्फिश हूँ ना………..(अब हां बोल दिया तो गई भैंस पानी में)…

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LADY 2 BHIKHARI-
MAINE TUMHE KAHI DEKHA H?
BHIKHARI-KYA MADAM! KAL HI TO fb PE CHATTING KI THI OR AAPNE MERI
PHOTO PE COMMENT DIA THA

LOOKIN SO SWEET.
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हमारे देश में शादी की उम्र है 21 साल
और वोट देने की १८ साल
ऐसा क्यों
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क्योकि देश संभालना बीबी सँभालने से आसान है ‘
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संता टीचर बन गया। उसने एग्जाम के लिए प्रश्नपत्र बनाया। पेपर देखते ही सारे बच्चे बेहोश हो गए। प्रश्न थे- (1) चाइना किस देश में है? (2) 15 अगस्त किस डेट को आता है? (3) ग्रीन रंग किस कलर का होता है? (4) टमाटर को हिन्दी में क्या बोलते हैं? (5) और मुमताज की कब्र में कौन दफन है?
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बीमार MBA पति से उसकी बीवी बोली – “इस बार किसी जानवरों के डॉक्टर को दिखाओ तभी आप ठीक होगे.”

पति बोला – “वो क्यों?”

बीवी – “रोज़ सुबह मुर्गे की तरह जल्दी उठ जाते हो. घोड़े की तरह भाग के ऑफिस चले जाते हो. गधे की तरह दिनभर काम करते हो.
लोमड़ी की तरह इधर-उधर से इन्फोर्मेशन बटोरकर रिपोर्ट बनाते हो.
बन्दर की तरह बॉस के इशारे पर नाचते हो.
घर आकर परिवार पर कुत्ते की तरह भोंकते हो,
और फिर भैंसे की तरह सो जाते हो.

इंसानों का डॉक्टर तुम्हे क्या ख़ाक ठीक कर पायेगा!”
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तोहमतें तो लगती रही रोज़ नई नई हम पर
मगर जो सबसे हँसी इलज़ाम था वो तेरा नाम था ……

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हुस्न को चाँद,जवानी को कमल कहते है,
तेरी सूरत नज़र आये तो उसे ग़ज़ल कहते है,
संगमरमर से तराशा हुआ ये तेरा सोना शोख बदन,
देखने वाले तुझे ‘ताजमहल’ कहते है
तेरे जाने का असर कुछ ऐसा हुआ मुझ पर ..
तुझे ढूंढते ढूंढते मैंने खुद को पा लिया …
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मोहब्बत की आग में जब जिस्म पिघल जाते है तो जलने का भी आभास नहीं होता,राख हो जाती है सारी निशानियाँऔर मिटने का भी अहसास नहीं होता
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तुम ज़माने की राह से आये, वरना सीधा था रास्ता दिल का !

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Dear Reader,

I am uploading here some best devotional bhajans from Art Of Living.Live Art of Living bhajans exclusive for you.However you can not download it as it is commercial.You can get the CD from AOL divine shop.

Namah Shivaya

Vishnu Bhagwan

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Shiva is the experiencer and the highest object of experience. Shiva is  the goal of Sadhana. There is nothing apart from Shiva. There is nothing other  than Shiva. Whatever there is, is Shiva. There is nothing, which is not Shiva.  There is no place, which is not Shiva. There is no time, which is not Shiva. To  be aware of this is to be aware of Shiva.

Sri Sri Ravishankar-One should ask, what is that which is nor Shiva? The whole world is filled with Shiva. Shiva – whose body is in the whole universe. It was very difficult for artist community to portray Shiva in a picture, because Shiva is beyond imagination. For this reason Shiva was given blue color. Blue signifies all pervading, infinity which has no limits. It has no shape. The ved(Ancient Indian scriptures), the knowledge has no shape. But it infiltrates each and every particle of the universe.
‘Saam sada shiv’ – Shiv tattva includes both shiva and Shakti(Male and female energy). Parvati is not different from Shiva. Parvati is that which is born out of celebration. Celebration cannot be there without Shiv tattva. It is impossible to separate Shiva and Shakti even for a second. If Shiva is everywhere, how can Shakti be there beyond its scope. Puranas include various stories of Shiva with a vision that even a child could understand something about this tattva.
You all experience three states of consciousness – awake, dream, and sleep. The fourth state which is called ‘turia’ ,that you experience in deep meditation, is Shiva. When you experience that state, innocence blossoms. And without innocence you cannot dissolve in that tattva. Hence, He is called Bholenath.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPw3A1k6N58

Shiv Panchakshar Stotra -- Pujya Shri Rameshbhai Oza

- Shiv Bhakti

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLvjWDWz9DM

Nagendra haraya Trilochanaya,
Basmanga ragaya maheswaraya,
Nithyaya shudhaya digambaraya,
Tasmai nakaraya namashivaya.

Mandakini salila chandana charchithaya,
Nandeeswara pramadha nadha maheswaraya,
Mandra pushpa bahu pushpa supoojithaya,
Tasmai makaraya namashivaya.

Shivaaya gowri vadanara vinda,
Sooryaya daksha dwara naasakaya,
Sri neela kantaya vrisha dwajaya,
Tasmai sikaraya namashivaya.

Vasishta kumbhodhbhava gowthamadhi.
Munendra devarchitha shekaraya,
Chandrarka vaiswanara lochanaya,
Tasmai vakaraya namashivaya.

Yaksha swaroopaya jada dharaya,
Pinaka hasthathaya sanathanaya,
Divyaya devaaya digambaraya,
Tasmai yakaraya namashivaya.

Panchaksharamidham punyam,
Ya padeth Shiva sannidhou,
Shivaloka maapnothi,
Shive na saha modathe.

Shiva Tandava Strotram

Ravan singing SHIVTANDAV Strotra

Shiva Lingastakam

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl73MvPMpX4

Shiva is the experiencer and the highest object of experience. Shiva is  the goal of Sadhana. There is nothing apart from Shiva. There is nothing other  than Shiva. Whatever there is, is Shiva. There is nothing, which is not Shiva.  There is no place, which is not Shiva. There is no time, which is not Shiva. To  be aware of this is to be aware of Shiva.

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My son is blessed with Jenau Sanskar On 21 Jun 2010.

Date:21 Jun 2010

Place:Hardwar, PS-Ghanshayampur,Darbhanga

Details of Barua:

1)Shubham Pathak  S/O Shree Uday Chandra Pathak

2)Ketan Pathak         S/O Shree Satish Chandra Pathak Alias Jutil

3)Keshav Pathak      S/O Shree Satish Chandra Pathak Alias Jutil

4)Sonu Pathak            S/O Shree Sharad Chandra Pathak Alias Buchcha Pathak

यज्ञ+उपवीत अर्थात यज्ञोपवीत संस्कृति का एक शब्द है जिसका अर्थ होता है यज्ञ द्वारा पवित्र किया गया सूत्र। इस सूत्र को जनेऊ कहते हैं (Yagyo Pavit is the sanskrit word which means a tag which is sacred by Yagyas , That tag is known as Jenau) ।

यज्ञोपवीत को एक अन्य नाम “उपनयन” से भी जाना जाता है। इस संस्कार को हिन्दु समाज में महत्व दिया गया है (yagyopavit sanskar is important in Hindu Religion)। प्राचीन काल में इस संस्कार के पश्चात ही व्यक्ति को वेद की शिक्षा ग्रहण करने योग्य माना जाता था। इस संस्कार के साथ व्यक्ति को “द्विज” (जिसने दो बार जन्म लिया हो) की मान्यता मिलती थी।  यज्ञोपवीत संस्कार के विषय में शास्त्र कहता है कि इसमें गुरू , बालक को सर्वप्रथम गायत्री मन्त्र के बारे में बताते हैं( According to our Shastra firstly give gayatri mantra to that person for which Yagyo pavitra sanskar is held on)। वेदों का ज्ञान देते हैं तथा ब्रह्मचर्य आश्रम के सिद्धान्त एवं व्यावहारिक ज्ञान के बारे में बताते हैं। इस संस्कार में बालक तीन धागों से बना जनेऊ पहनता है, जिसमें प्रत्येक धागा एक ऋण का प्रतिनिधित्व करता है। प्रथम धागा पितृ ऋण(First tag is for Pitri rin), द्वितीय धागा गुरू ऋण(Second tag is guru rin) और तृतीय धागा देव ऋण(Third tag is for Dev rin) का प्रतीक होता है। इन तीन धागों के अतरिक्त पारिवारिक संस्कारवश तीन धागे और पहनाये जाते हैं, यह संस्कार बालक के विद्यार्थी जीवन का नया चरण होता है।

Video

Folk Dance of Maithil Ladies Known As Purva Pachva Bndhnai

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Naua Kes Kati Rahal Chaith:

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Dear Reader,
Railway Reservation is going to be a terrific problem.No body can get Tatkaal ticket any how.It seems that Railway itself involve in Black Marketing of the Tickets.
I am staying at Patna from last 6 days trying to get ticket in any train and any class with any Cost.But failed.
Around Patna Jn Agents are selling Ready-made Ticket with 5 times high rate in front of CRPF and Police.
It Seems that Mamta Banerjee Goverment is biased with Bihar People and also reduced Kota.

It Is really frustrating and govt should not involve in these Cheap politics.

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Dear Mithilawaasi,
It was having an immense pleasure to put our honest & proactive efforts to spread our beloved maithili culture among the new generation.If the community as whole do not come forward to protect our culture, probably a time will come when we all will get lost & our identity will remain a question mark in our own country.
We have started Mithila Connect ,a public Chat room to connect all mithilawasi to know each other.To know our development,people around world can interact each ohher and hence a great oppurtunity to connect mithila as a unit globaly.

It does not only get connected with language and culture but also remind many things of childhood which certainly would be missed out by our very younger generations. We should take care of this.

Join the chat room(Mithila connect)

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Dear Reader,

Today Yoga,meditation prayanaam etc has become a consumer product.This product is highest selling and profit earning business in India and also worldwide. In this global competitive era people are more tense and hence prone to stress related disease.So off-course this technique(Yoga,Prayaanam, meditation) Works as magic. Now i have heared so many times from several educated people that these so called baba is just profit making and making fool to people(Wheather Baba Ramdev,Sri Sri,……)

Now my question is that is profit making,to earn money etc. is a sin? when people can earn by selling wine, cigarette etc then why not a technique, which certainly help you? When a person teach you the right way of living life which is helping you physically and mentally then what wrong to earn from that business which transform your life. Is it so that as you are giving me right thing thats why you don’t earn from this?

Now second issue is that there may be right or wrong people in this field. So in every business there are right or wrong.So it is you who have choose the right person. I am suffering from so many disease at this tender age.As per doctor these all are stress related. But once you learn that what is life,Who am I?What is the cause of worry? All stress will disappear.
As per me meditation help us to release stress.It is not a matter that from whom are learning?but just practice it.Connect to God.

Again few rational people will discuss that there is no god blah,blah,blah. My answer is to whom you are thinking as supreme power.No religion,nothing just a supreme power.

Ok you dont believe in god?No problem.

When you were a child your father say you dont do this wrong thing otherwise some devil will catch you and you were not doing that wrong thing.

similar way if you are doing right thing for god sake and not doing bad thing by the fear of god.It help.

Hence Do believe in god. I had learn Yoga and Prayaanaam from Swami Ramdev.Since then i had started my thinking as spiritual. Recently I had joined Art of Living and completed advance cource also. Sudarsan kriya guided by Sri Sri Ravi Shankar is a great Experience and can not explain as it can be just experienced only. With the guidance of Sri Sri Ravi Shankar many have moved beyond tolerance to unconditional acceptance and love.

I am requesting to all reader that, please share your experience of Meditation and sudarshan kriya.

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Culture of mithila is known as the best in the world.It is a land of Mandan Mishra,Ayachi,Great Vidyapati and many more.Its culture is very spiritual.In every house there is pandit.But I am unable to understand that why they prefer Non veg like fish.In all the festival of mithila,fish is consider as Sagun

All brahmin of south is a non vegetarian. I am requesting to all Maithil bandhu to give light on this issue.

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